“I Build Bedtime Stories” Hoodie – Champion Edition

Forget revolutions. You’ve got bedtime at 7:30, two stuffed animals missing, and a four-year-old asking about black holes. This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s armor for the soft warrior. For the parent who trades battles for lullabies, chaos for consistency, and builds empires out of whispered stories and goldfish crackers.

Crafted on a premium Champion hoodie, this piece is for those who carry the weight of the world and the weight of tiny, sleeping humans. Because shaping futures sometimes sounds like: “Just one more page.”

Wear it like the quiet badass you are.

Made with moisture-wicking Double Dry® technology, it’s a go-to for staying fresh on the move.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Light Steel color is 50% cotton, 40% polyester, and 10% black polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Two-ply hood
• Dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket
• Heavy rib-knit waistband and cuffs
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left cuff
• Blank product sourced from Honduras and Guatemala

Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!